ahhh

the first post in months

not knowing who even reads this blog, i apologize for my absence

i still *feel* pretty absent from my own life, however it is time to take control of the situation



ahhhh i really should be applying for jobs, however i feel very unmotivated

my hungry stomach should be motivating me right now...


i would like to make this blog look pretty, it looks pretty generic right now i would have to say

yesterday i ate a nut

this may not seem like a life event to you, person who can consume a nut unless you are salyanne or ann

however, to me it was a life event

one of many life events one of many occurences in which i have carelessly, or not so carelessly injested a bullet that is a PEANUT

we were on the island of toronto, when i injested what i thought to yogurt covered juicy californian grown raisins

however, instead i heard a crunch instead of a squish noise

horror and panick struck me from my lips to my toes

the crunch....

i then was escorted by two beautiful, cool as a cucumber mates of mine

into a wooden cabin marked "first aid"
then in an ambulance
then in a police marine boat
then in another ambulance
then into a waiting room
then into a bed